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Terry Port
01:53
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We are going to the death place in a blood boat
There isn't much room on the boat
Terry Port from the port of the port...
We are going to the death place in a blood boat
There is not much to do on the boat
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2. |
Ed Grain pts. 1 & 2
03:06
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I met him in an upside-down barn
I punched him in the face and I grabbed him by the arm
Ed Grain is coming for a ride
Down to the oceanside
We stopped for a break on I-5085
He tried to run away so I took him for a dive
Ed Grain is coming with me
Down to the deep blue sea
He's coming with me to the sea
We're going to climb an upside-down tree
It's just gonna be him and me
In the sea
It's just gonna be him and me in the sea
In the sea there are no disgruntled fish
There is no such thing as a dirty dish
You get to have your every last wish
Ed Grain will make an excellent fish
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3. |
Peanut Butter Stack
01:50
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My peanutbutter stack is the highest on the block
Unless your stack is higher I don't want to hear you talk
If your stack is higher I will surely take a walk
But if your stack is lower I will hit you with a rock
Peanutbutter stack, I want some answers
I want those answers right now
Right goddamn now
I will peanutbutter stack you if you let the secret out
I will peanutbutter stack your cash on top of my account
I will peanutbutter stack your foot into your honest mouth
I will peanutbutter stack a rock on anyone who doubts
Peanutbutter stack, I want those answers
Where are all those answers that I asked for?
Where did they go?
Peanutbutter stack on top of peanutbutter jam
Peanutbutter stack another foothold in the dam
Peanutbutter stack Iraq on top of old Iran
Peanutbutter stack a rock on every weatherman
Peanutbutter stack, I don't have those answers
I asked you for those answers and they're not here
Whoop-de-doo
Peanutbutter stack, I want some answers
Give me all the answers that you have
Please
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4. |
Movin' Right Along
02:27
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5. |
Dreyfus McDryfus
02:18
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Dreyfus McDryfus puts his head into the bucket of eels
Dreyfus McDryfus describes exactly how it feels
"Like a bucket of eels"
Dreyfus McDryfus v. Kansas Board of Education
Dreyfus McDryfus and the shot heard all around the nation
"I'm on vacation"
Dreyfus McDryfus stars in Richard the Third 2 Part 11
Dreyfus McDryfus is probably getting into heaven
"It's unleavened"
I'm in the table on the table
And I'm under the sand
And I'm travelling through the gables with a plan on my plan
It's been seventeen days since I said I'm a man
But Dreyfus McDryfus is a family man
Dreyfus McDryfus shoots thunderbolts from his eyes
Dreyfus McDryfus is the only man on earth who cooks pies
And when he does everyone who eats them promptly dies
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6. |
Ed Grain pt. 3
02:13
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Friends who can't breathe underwater are boring
While you are drowning, my friend, I am snoring
Get it together by a quarter of three
I've got an appointment with the sea
Ed Grain, it's like rain, but there's more of it
Ed Grain, use your brain, you'll get through it
You're a natural nautical master
Maybe you just should be struggling faster
Submarine sandwich in the morning
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7. |
John Gravy
03:34
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I have come to you with a matter of grave import
My only friend, you must give me your report
We are the last two survivors of an untold disaster
Your shipwrecked son is diminishing faster
(And spiders have eaten the Dominican pastor)
Looking through the glass to the other side
We must decide if and when and/or where we will hide
Political tension has divided the nation
Unusual creatures prevent concentration
Now's not the time for that big celebration
I am your friend, John Gravy
(This dream has trapped me, father
I will continue to decrease in size
Into the floorboards of this vessel)
My friend, let me tell you of my philosophical beliefs
Due to our situation, it will have to be quite brief
We are not the only ones who have souls in this world
Our fates intersect'd around others are twirled
And in the end all our beautiful things will unfurl
I am your friend, John Gravy
(As I descend through the grain, father
I can hear as you knock on the door
of this mighty bouyant tree)
Tell me, John Gravy
What do you see?
I am your friend but I'm not really me
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8. |
Mastodon Jones
02:54
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The snow is cold
The sun is red
My thoughts in general are filled with dread
It's getting late
This is my fate
To serve the one that deep inside I hate
I've got some new skulls for Mastodon Jones
To add to his collection of intimidating bones
He's on the phone
With a clergyman from Rome
The cave is dark
So is his heart
His capacity for love will never start
I am in bed
So is a head
I hope to god that head is really dead
I've got some new skulls for Mastodon Jones
To add to his collection of intimidating bones
He's talking to
The President at 2:00
If I could escape his grasp
I'd redeliver everything he has surpassed
And I'd never forget our wicked past
But I am stuck
Such is my luck
I get to drive his rotten no-good dirty truck
Excuse my words
It's quite absurd
I must go before my master is perturbed
I've got some new skulls for Mastodon Jones
To add to his collection of intimidating bones
He's got to be
With Jesus Christ at 3:00
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9. |
Gregory Samson
05:37
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Well Gregory Samson was a pilot flyin' high above the sea
His engine wasn't quite behavin' appropriately
His plane went down a hundred miles off the coast of Tripoli
Singin' ee dee bee ee dee bee dee
a million years later in the belly of a whale
The only thing left from his plane was a piece of the tail
Greg Samson hunkered down and he started to wail
Singin' ale dale bale ale dale bale dale
Well Gregory Samson did see somethin' towards him start to walk
An old man who had long ago forgotten how to talk
He said "unh gonh guh skreekung ung gebung gih gibbeh gock"
Singin' ock dock bock ock dock bock dock
Greg Samson grabbed that nasty man and threw him to the ground
The old man lay there motionless and didn't make no sound
So Greg Samson hid the body where it would never be found
Singin' ound dound bound ound dound bound dound
Well the years went past and Gregory lived them day by day
He survived on kelp and crabs and fish that came his way
He started to suspect that in this whale he would always stay
Singin' ay day bay ay day bay day
Well late one night when Gregory had turned old and grey and frail
came some wreckage that appeared to be a rusty airplane's tail
And from inside the metal came the sound of an old familiar wail
Singin' ale dale bale ale dale bale dale
Greg Samson staggered to his feet and found the strength to walk
He wasn't sure if he still knew the proper way to talk
he tried to say "i've found the secret to undo this wicked lock"
Singin' ock dock bock ock dock bock dock
The stranger grabbed Greg Samson and threw him to the ground
And Greg Samson had a quiet death and didn't make no sound
But before he went he realized that his soul would ne'er be found
Singin' ound dound bound ound dound bound dound
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10. |
Paul Potts
03:10
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Paul Potts in the middle of a clearing under a tree
Paul Potts, can you hear me terrify me?
Paul Potts, an orphan's what I'll grow up to be
Paul Potts, get you away from me
Paul P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-Potts
P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-Potts
I might be kidding when I tell you I'm me
I might've been kidding when I punched my face to hit a bee
I might be kidding about the outstanding fee
Paul Potts, get you away from me
Thumb A to the people in the parking lots
Thumb A to the people with the leopard spots
Thumb A to the people who have great thoughts
Thumb B to you, Paul Potts
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11. |
Jeff Drama
02:11
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12. |
Awkward Ho!
01:53
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Coming down the tracks
Is a thing that resembles a cat
It is shiny and it is black
I can't remember the last time I looked at that
It is time for us to leave
Society has wiped us on its sleeve
Comfort is a thing that we do not believe
Sing with us as we silently grieve
Awkward ho!
It's time to go
We'll stop the remembrance of the Alamo
We'll tell you all the things that you wanted to know
Oh, awkward ho!
Take your parents to the memory zoo
Tell them that they have the memory flu
When we leave they will never have a clue
They will never know what happened to you
We will never come back
Until we can stage an awesome attack
We will have to protect our front and our back
(I don't think we can afford to attack!)
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13. |
You're the End
01:13
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My friend, you're the end
of the song, you're my friend
till the end, you're my friend
till the end of the song.
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