I met him in an upside-down barn
I punched him in the face and I grabbed him by the arm
Ed Grain is coming for a ride
Down to the oceanside
We stopped for a break on I-5085
He tried to run away so I took him for a dive
Ed Grain is coming with me
Down to the deep blue sea
He's coming with me to the sea
We're going to climb an upside-down tree
It's just gonna be him and me
In the sea
It's just gonna be him and me in the sea
In the sea there are no disgruntled fish
There is no such thing as a dirty dish
You get to have your every last wish
Ed Grain will make an excellent fish